Thursday, August 13, 2009

GET OUT OF THE MAP~
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NIKI: It all starts in Paris. The city of love. The city of romance. The city of hearts and bread, of dreamers, of travelers and wanderers alike. The city of croissants and escargot! The city of --

DINDI: UNSHAVED ARMPITS.
ASHE: Okay, Din.

NIKI: ... Ehem. Anyway. Back to the point. The city of--

DINDI: It's true! Women don't shave their armpits. Europeans think it's pretty.

NIKI: ... Apparently, they do. So. Paris. Aside from being the city of armpit hair, it is also the venue for--

JESHA: GOOD RECEPTION.
ASHE: Good... reception. I see.
JESHA: Seriously. You should try calling your mom from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
DINDI: ...Something about their signal... -trails off-

NIKI: YES. RIGHT. YES. Going back... Where was I?

JESHA: Eiffel tower.
NIKI: No.
DINDI: Hairy armpits.
NIKI: No.

...

ASHE: KISSING. FRENCH KISSING. PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION.
NIKI: ... Yes. We know. We see it in the movies. But the point is--
ASHE: The point is that the French are MIGHTY INCESTUOUS.
DINDI: ...Something about snogging their relatives... -trails off-
NIKI: No! You don't understand! It's tradition!
JESHA: To kiss your cousin?
NIKI: Yes! I mean, no! NO. It's how they greet each other!
DINDI: Makes you wonder how they say good-bye.

JESHA: ... I want French Fries.
ASHE: They're not really French though, are they?
NIKI: No. No. No. NO. NO. NO.

...

JESHA: Let's go to Paris!
DINDI: Yeah, we're going somewhere!
ASHE: ... Where?
NIKI: -facepalm-

_TO BE CONTINUED_


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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

ANOTHER SUN-SOAKED SEASON FADES AWAY~
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.winter.autumn.spring.summer.

The weather for Paris during the summer is usually warm and dry. Paris in the springtime is a wonderful time to visit although it can be wet at times. The autumnal shades of trees lining the boulevards add a new dimension to the city's beauty. During the winter months it can get quite cold with December and January being the coldest months with temperatures around 3ºC / 37ºF.


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The following are the normal daily temperature ranges for Paris:

Paris weather in January

MAXIMUM - 6°C / 43°F
MINIMUM - 1°C / 34°F

Paris weather in February

MAXIMUM - 7°C / 45°F
MINIMUM - 1°C / 34°F

Paris weather in March

MAXIMUM - 11°C / 52°F
MINIMUM - 3°C / 37°F

Paris weather in April

MAXIMUM - 14°C / 57°F
MINIMUM - 6°C / 43°F

Paris weather in May

MAXIMUM - 18°C / 64°F
MINIMUM - 9°C / 48°F

Paris weather in June

MAXIMUM - 21°C / 70°F
MINIMUM - 12°C / 54°F

Paris weather in July

MAXIMUM - 24°C / 75°F
MINIMUM - 14°C / 57°F

Paris weather in August

MAXIMUM - 24°C / 75°F
MINIMUM - 14°C / 57°F

Paris weather in September

MAXIMUM - 21°C / 70°F
MINIMUM - 11°C / 52°F

Paris weather in October

MAXIMUM - 15°C / 59°F
MINIMUM - 8°C / 46°F

Paris weather in November

MAXIMUM - 9°C / 48°F
MINIMUM - 4°C / 39°F

Paris weather in December

MAXIMUM - 7°C / 45°F
MINIMUM - 2°C / 36°F


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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

IN THE GRAVEYARD, WAITING FOR A WAR~

According to historians, Paris is more than 2,000 years old. In that span of time, it has managed to become a thriving metropolis and a center of intellectual and artistic achievement. It started out as a small Gallic settlement but eventually grew into a multicultural capital of a modern European state; it is now one of the world's major global cities.

It is said that during the 3rd century BC, a certain area around L'Ile de la Cité was settled by a tribe of Celtic fishermen; this settlement was then called Lutetia. Consequently, the Roman Emperor Julius Caesar, during his reign sometime around 52 BC, seized the city. It then became a part of the Roman territory known as Gaul, and was soon Christianized at around 250 AD. Many years later, in 987, Hugh Capet, Count of Paris, became king of France, and under his successors, the Capetians, the city's position as the nation's capital was established. Even more years later, in the span of time between 1355 and 1358, the people of Paris -- characterized, by that time, as spirited and rebellious -- were first declared as an independent commune.

All these events have made important contributions in making the city of Paris what it is now, but, out of all these, the event that has made the most impact on the residents of Paris was the French Revolution. During this revolution, the French were able to overthrow the extravagant King Louis XVI, along with his equally extravagant wife, Marie Antoinette, from their high seats as rulers. The storming of Bastille had also occurred around that time.

Aside from this, Paris also played a major role in the revolutions of 1830 and 1848. In 1871, during the Franco-Prussian war, the city was besieged for four months until France surrendered. After German troops withdrew, the Commune of Paris was briefly established. During the First World War, the Germans could not reach Paris. They were, however, able to occupy the city during the Second World War. In the end, Paris was liberated by Allied forces.

Paris of the present maintains its importance, character, and charm, as the events of the past have helped bring these about and have shaped the city greatly. Because of these significant events, Paris is what it is today.


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Monday, August 10, 2009

AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON JOE'S HEAD?


Paris is famous for its landmarks like the Eiffel Tower, but there are also many other landmarks that are world renowned like the Champs-Elysees for its shopping, fashion and culture, along with its history, you will never be without somewhere to go or something to do in Paris.

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Eiffel Tower
Today, the Eiffel Tower has become a global icon of France, which is an iron tower built on the Champ de Mars.

Notre Dame Cathedral
Notre Dame de Paris, is often known simply as Notre Dame and is a Gothic cathedral in the centre of Paris on the River Seine.

The Champs-Elysees Avenue
The Champs-Élysees is the most prestigious and broadest avenue in Paris.

Moulin Rouge
Moulin Rouge is French for Red Mill or windmill and is a traditional cabaret, built in 1889 by Joseph Oller

Disneyland Paris Resort
We are sure that you have heard of Disneyland Paris and if you want to take your children to a place they will never forget, this place is a must.

Parc Asterix Amusement Park
Parc Astérix is a theme amusement park in France, based on the stories of Asterix by Albert Uderzo and René Goscinny and was opened in 1989.

Catacombs of Paris, France
The Catacombs of Paris is a famous burial place in Paris.

Arc de Triomphe
The Arc de Triomphe is a famous monument in Paris that honours those who fought for France.

The River Seine in France
The Seine is a major river of North Western France and one of its well-known commercial waterways.

The Pompidou Centre known as Beaubourg
The Center Nationale d'Art et de Culture Georges Pompidou is a giant, futuristic arts centre located in the Beaubourg district of Paris.

Musee d'Orsay
Musee d'Orsay picks up where the Louvre leaves off, featuring French art from the mid 1800s to the 1st World War.

The Grande Arche
Grande Arche de la Fraternite, is a monument in the business district of La Defense to the West of Paris.

The Louvre
Known to many as just The Louvre, the full name is Musee du Louvre and can be found in Paris, France.

The Sacre Coeur Basilica
The Sacre Coeur Basilica, is also known as the Sacre Cur and under the name of the Basilica of the Sacred Heart.

Place de la Bastille
The Place de la Bastille is a square in Paris, where the Bastille prison stood until the 'Storming of the Bastille'

Chateau de Versailles
The Chateau de Versailles is one of the largest castles in the world and is one of the most visited sites in France.

Basilique de Saint Denis
Basilica of Saint Denis, also known as Basilique de Saint Denis the favourite burial spot for French Kings

Musée de l'Air et de l'Espace Museum
The Musée de l'Air et de l'Espace or the Air and Space Museum was established in 1919 and is the world's oldest aeronautical museum.

Sainte Chapelle
The Sainte Chapelle is a holy chapel that was built by King Louis IX in the 1240's in which to house relics from the Holy Land that included the Crown of Thorns and a small part of the True Cross.



Place de la Concorde
The Place de la Concorde is the largest square in Paris and covers an octagonal area of over 8 hectares.

The Luxor Obelisk
The Luxor Obelisk is the oldest monument in Paris which has only been there since the 1800's and yet it is actually well over 3000 years old!

La Bourse de Paris
The Bourse de Paris is the Paris Stock Exchange, that was originally founded in 1724 through King Louis XV, who wished to bring some kind of order to the economy in France.

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S AN ARMS RACE~

Even though Paris has a dense urban structure, the city boasts more than 400 parks. While some date back to the 17th century, many of them have been created in the last couple of decades. These parks are famous for their elegant and diverse architecture and scenic views. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be able to name them all here. So instead, I'll present three of Paris' most famous parks and gardens.

1.) Parc des Buttes-Chaumont

Other Parisian parks are more famous (and more visited by tourists), but the Parc des Buttes-Chaumont may be the most distinctive--and romantic--park in the city. The park, which replaced a gypsum quarry and execution ground, was begun in 1863 as the crowning touch in Napoleon III's plan for green spaces throughout Paris. The site was carved out of the old quarries and slums with dynamite, then outfitted with such romantic touches as waterfalls, a grotto, a lake, and a folly--the Temple of Sybil--on top of a cliff with views of Montmartre in the distance. Unlike formal Parisian gardens such as the Jardin des Tuileries, the Parc des Buttes-Chaumont attempts to recreate nature (albeit an idealized version of nature) in the style of a 19th Century English garden.


2.) Jardin du Luxembourg

The Jardin du Luxembourg is probably the most popular park in Paris. At the center of the park is an octagonal pond, known as the Grand Bassin. Here, children can rent small boats. Another attraction for children is the puppet theater.
Around the pond are nice lawns and alleys, all laid out in a geometrical pattern. Numerous statues, including the Statue of Saint-Geneviève - patroness of Paris - adorn the park. This is also one of the parks where you can simply get hold of one of the many chairs and take it to the exact spot where you want to sit. The park is also popular with chess players and Jeux de Boules players. Between 1615 and 1627 the Palais du Luxembourg (Luxembourg Palace) was constructed at the northern end of the Jardin du Luxembourg. It was built for Marie de Medicis, mother of Louis XIII.


3.) Jardin des Plantes

Jardin des Plantes was first established as a royal garden of medicinal plants and wasn’t open to the general public until 1650. It was designed and planted by Guy de La Brosse, the physician of Louis XIII. Today, many people head to the Jardin des Plantes in order to visit the Natural History Museum, which is located within the grounds of the garden. There’s also a small zoo which once housed the royal menagerie and now contains some small animals in simulated natural habitats. The Jardin itself boasts tropical hothouses that are home to a variety of unusual plants, native mostly to Mexico and Australia. There’s also an Alpine garden, a magnificent rose garden, and an Art Deco-style wintergarden. A botany school can be found onsite and is dedicated to the training of future botanists. The students plant demonstration gardens and participate in other special projects throughout the year.


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Saturday, August 8, 2009

SHOPPING FOR LABELS, SHOPPING FOR LOVE~

After museums and monuments, shopping is one of the main reasons Paris draws millions of visitors each year. After all, what human being could resist shopping in the city that gave birth to some of the world’s most celebrated fashion designers? Coco Chanel, Yves Saint Laurent, Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior- you name it, Paris has it.


But the main problem of every shopper would have to be: where do I start?

In order to answer that question, we have here 3 of Paris’ most famous shopping districts.


1. Faubourg Saint-Honoré

The Faubourg Saint-Honoré district is the ultimate destination for all fashion lovers. Wedged between the Louvre and Opera, the Saint-Honoré fashion district is studded with classic boutiques like Versace, Hermes, and Yves Saint Laurent, and resolutely avant-garde boutiques like Colette. Basically, this district is best known for its Crème de la crème designer fashion, chic home furnishings, and quality cosmetics.

2. Paris Department Stores District - Boulevard Haussmann

This is the one place where you’d love to get lost in. Paris department stores are famous not only for their size, but for their wide array of shopping choices that cater to both men and women alike. Galeries Lafayette and Printemps department stores dominate Boulevard Haussmann, with their multi-storey buildings centered on designer collections for men and women, gourmet food shopping, home design, jewelry, and even hardware.


3. The Marais

Of course, not everyone is a fashion enthusiast. For shoppers with an eye for the arts, the historic Marquis quarter is the ultimate shopping haven. Filled to the brim with unique and finely-crafted products, the Marquis satisfies the cravings of those with a more sophisticated taste for culture. Here we can find the Place des Vosges where visitors can shop for antiques or fine-arts. The Marquis also houses jewelry boutiques like Satellite on Rue des Francs-Bourgeois, and boutiques featuring up-and-coming designers on Rue des Rosiers.



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Friday, August 7, 2009

EAT AND BE MERRY~


France is blessed with sunny weather, beautiful countryside, a nice selection of beaches, historic cities, ornate churches, picturesque chateaus, and some of the best food and wine in the world.

Cuisine from all over the world can be found in Paris, including Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, and other international tastes.

The wide variety of food in Paris is sure to overwhelm every food lover with delight.
Paris is a heavenly destination for gourmets as the city offers a wide selection of culinary delights.

These are just some of the many, many descriptions of the food in the city of Paris, France. There are others, definitely, but all of them probably say basically the same thing -- that Paris food is known throughout the world for its unequalled quality and taste. But what is it exactly that makes Paris cuisine distinct? What is it that makes it so special? Why do people like it so much?

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Well, apparently, the answer comes with taste. Unfortunately, none of us have really been to Paris, so there isn't much to go by. However, here are some teasers. What better way to prove your point than to bring on the visuals, right? (WARNING: This post may contain more visual representations than textual ones; severe mouthwatering may occur -- you have been warned)

SNACKS

Pain Au Chocolat - A slice of brioche with jam, or a bar of chocolate. Possibly better with chocolate.

Escargot - Snails. They're supposed to be really good.

Quiche Lorraine - A cream and cheese tart with bacon bits.

COMFORT FOOD

Boeuf Bourguignon - Literally means Beef Burgundy. A favorite during the winter months, it is a beef stew prepared in burgundy wine.

Coq au Vin - Chicken simmered in wine. Another winter favorite.

Cassoulet - A specialty of the Toulouse region, cassoulet is made with beans and sausage.

SEAFOOD

Moules (Mussels) - These mussels are normally much smaller and very sweet tasting. ‘Mouclade’ is a tasty preparation of mussels baked in a cream and white wine sauce.

Huitres (Oysters) - Oyster bars are popular in Paris. They have tons of this.

DESERTS

Iles Flottantes - 'Floating Islands' are mountains of meringue floating on a lake of ‘Creme anglaise’ or vanilla cream sauce.Light and "almost" calorie free.

Clafoutis - Sponge cake type texture filled yummy fruits of the season.

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Now that you've got a small look at the type of food they have in Paris, are you convinced enough to go there and taste them someday?



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Thursday, August 6, 2009

LIFE IS A ROAD~
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"If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris
as a young man, then wherever you go for
the rest of yourlife it stays with you, for
Paris is a moveable feast."

— Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961), U.S. author.


Paris is the head of barge and ship navigation on the Seine and is the fourth most important port in France (after Marseille, Le Havre, and Dunkerque). The Loire, Rhine, Rhône, Meuse, and Scheldt rivers can be reached by canals connecting with the Seine, and a large amount of the imports and exports of the city are transported via water. Total freight carried to and from the port annually amounts to 43 million U.S. tons. Paris is also a major rail, highway, and air transportation hub. Two international airports, Orly and Charles de Gaulle, as well as Le Bourget (for domestic flights), serve the city. De Gaulle ranks as the fifth busiest international airport in the world and Orly as the seventh.
The city's subway system, the Métro, was opened on July 19, 1900, its first line being from Porte de Vincennes to Porte Maillot. Engineer Fulgence Bienvenüe oversaw the construction phase, while architect Hector Guimard designed the decorative Art Nouveau entrances. The system boasts 199 km (124 miles) of track and 15 lines. There are 368 stations (not including RER stations), 87 of these being interchanges between lines. A total of 3500 cars transport roughly 6 million people per day, while the system itself employs 15,000 employees (1989 statistics). Every building in Paris is within 500 meters (3/10 mile) of a métro station. The Réseau Express Régional (RER), inaugurated in the 1960s, connects the city with its outlying suburbs.

The Paris Metro





Since Paris is such a compact city (roughly 6 miles across), much of it can be covered on foot — especially the primary sightseeing spots in the city's center. There will be times, however, when a métro or bus ride is unavoidable — and even welcome.


Maps & Directions



Signage in Paris métro stations is abundant and easily followed: every station offers a big plan of the network outside the entrance and several inside. Lines are color-coded and numbered, and are also named according to the city gate — or porte — at the end of the line. For example, Line 4 running to the north will be indicated as going in the direction of Porte de Clignancourt, while southbound would be Porte d'Orléans. (Some lines may end a few stops beyond the Periphérique, into neighboring suburbs.) Numerous interchanges (correspondances) make it possible to travel throughout the city in a more or less straight line. Châtelet has the longest interconnecting passageway between lines, with a 600-foot long moving sidewalk.
Free maps are also available at most stations, which provide the basics for navigation. If you want detailed breakdowns, we recommend the following, which are available at most newsstands
  • Tout Paris par Arrondissement. Small spiral-bound note-book, with index of streets, detailed maps of each arrondissement, and a list of useful addresses. Editions Blay Foldex, priced around € 6.

  • Paris Classique par Arrondissement. Pocket-sized, with fold-out map as well as more detailed maps of each arrondissement, and index of streets. Editions L'Indispensable, priced around € 9.

For the latest in subway technology, try the express stations' computerized routefinders: at the touch of a button, you'll be shown four alternative routes to your selected destination, on foot or by public transport.

Metro Lines Explained


The metro has 16 lines identifiable by number, color, and end-of-line names. For instance, line 4 is magenta and is called "Porte de Cligancourt/Porte d'Orléans" because it runs from Porte d'Orléans at the south tip of Paris to Porte de Clignancourt in the north.

Always determine which direction you need to go relative to the line's endpoints. If you are at Chatelet and need to get to Odeon, you'd look at the map and see that Odeon is located south of Chatelet, toward Porte d'Orléans. This is important because once you take the metro in one direction, it's impossible to change directions without exiting the turnstile and going through again. This is costly if you have single tickets.


How To Use Passes On the Métro & Buses

The Mobilis, Carte Orange, and Paris Visite passes all come with a plastic sleeve in which to keep the ticket portion of the pass — which is the same size as a regular ticket, but more durable. When entering a métro or RER station, simply remove the ticket from its sleeve and insert it into the slot on a turnstile. The ticket will be returned to you from a second slot; replace it into its sleeve and pass through the turnstile. (Note: the ticket is also required in order to exit from RER stations.) When boarding on a bus, however, simply show your pass to the driver; do not insert the ticket into the machine on a bus, as this will invalidate it.


Hours of Service


Métro trains run from 5:30 a.m. to approximately 12:45 or 1:00 a.m. (this varies, so don't push your luck), at which point they are brought to various depots for daily cleaning and maintenance. You'll know whether you caught the last train for the night, if you see that the two lights placed above the windshield on the front of the train are flashing slowly (as opposed to just being on) when it pulls into the station.


Major Paris Metro Lines
  • Line 1: Stops include Louvre, Champs-Elysées, Chatelet, Bastille.
  • Line 2: Stops include Anvers (Sacre Coeur), Gare du Nord, Champs-Elysées, Père-Lachaise
  • Line 3: Stops include St. Lazare, République, Père-Lachaise
  • Line 4: Stops include Chatelet, St. Michel, Montparnasse.
  • Line 5: Stops include Gare d'Austerlitz, Bastille, Place d'Italie
  • Line 6: Stops include Eiffel Tower, Montparnasse, Champs-Elysees.
  • Line 7: Stops include Place d'Italie, Louvre, Opera
  • Line 8: Stops include Invalides, Opéra, Bastille
  • Line 9: Stops include Republique and Grands Magasins
  • Line 10: Stops include the Sorbonne, Gare d'Austerlitz
  • Line 11: Stops include Chatelet, Republique.
  • Line 12: Stops include Abbesses (Montmartre), Grands Magasins, Montparnasse
  • Line 13: Stops include Invalides, St. Lazare
  • Line 14: Stops include Chatelet, Gare de Lyon, Bibliothèque National

Overnight Transport Options




Buses

If you happen to be out after the Métro system shuts down, and you're across town from your lodgings, the Noctilien nighttime bus service can get you closer to your destination.

Effective September 20, 2005, Noctilien replaced the old Noctambus system — both doubling its number of routes and the total kilometers covered by the network. While all 18 Noctambus routes emanated from one central hub at place du Châtelet, the 35 new Noctilien routes run from five different hubs: Gare de Lyon, Gare Montparnasse, Gare Saint-Lazare, Gare de l'Est, and Châtelet. The service runs from 12:30 to 5:30 a.m., 7 days a week, covering 1,950 stops in Paris and 175 towns throughout Ile-de-France, including routes to Charles de Gaulle and Orly airports.



The frequency of Noctilien buses varies according to the route and the day of the week (extra service is offered on Saturday and Sunday mornings). Various passes are honored for travel, including the Carte Orange, Imagine R, Intégrale, Mobilis, and Paris Visite. If you don't have one of these passes, individual tickets may be purchased on board (€ 1.60 each) — though the drivers do not sell carnets of 10 tickets, which are only available from ticket agents in stations.

The number of tickets required for your particular passage is equal to the number of zones (1-5) you traverse on the route, after the first two zones; find examples of typical fares on the web site. Connecting with a different bus also requires a new fare.



Taxis



For nighttime travel, you can also try hailing a cab, either on the street or from the 745 taxi ranks around Paris and the suburbs. Look for the large white "Taxi Parisien" light — if it's on, the cab's available; a glowing orange light below it means it's engaged.



Overnight rates (Mon. - Sat., 7 p.m. - 7 a.m.) are €1.06 per kilometer within the city, €1.26/km to the suburbs; Sunday rates between midnight - 7 a.m. are €1.26/km to all destinations. The minimum fare for a taxi is €5.20 for 1 - 3 passengers, plus a supplement of €2.70 for each additional person, and €0.90 for each piece of luggage after the first.



Keep in mind that if you phone ahead for a taxi, the amount showing on the meter upon its arrival will reflect the distance it traveled to get to your pick-up point from its previous location. Do not be surprised if that amount is already €7 (or more) when you board.



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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT~!

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There are a lot of hotels and apartments in Paris, France where everyone and anyone can stay while they are in the City of Love. Some of them are Hotel Lancaster, Hotel Chateau d'Augerville, Hotel Hilton Paris la Defense and a whole lot more. But one of the more famous hotels is HOTEL REGINA PARIS. They offer elegant Belle Epoque accomodations for visitors to central Paris. Located just off the Rue de Rivoli at the Place des Pyramids, this hotel is a short walk from the Louvre MuSeum and the Place de Concorde. The hotel's impressive historic facade give way to interiors characterized by restored frescoes, dramatic moldings and cornices, antique furnishings, and artwork.



Guests can prepare for the day ahead with the hotel's breakfast service. Le Pluvinel is the hotel's refined, sophisticated restaurant. Whether you dine in the elegant dining room or in the adjacent garden courtyard, expect classic French cuisine at its best. The English Bar and Tea Room is a stately destination for English ambiance. Despite its interiors, the bar serves a decidedly French lunch menu. 24-hour room service is available. For added convenience, the hotel offers meeting space and concierge services.



There are 120 rooms at this hotel. Rooms are decorated with Belle Epoque-style furnishings, fine linens, frescoes, and dramatic window treatments. Standard amenities include air-conditioning, alarm clock radio, minibar, in-room safe, modem hook-up, satellite television, telephone, high-speed Internet access, and tea/coffee making facilities.






DINDI: Ah~ A good night indeed. *wink*



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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUE'S CLUES~

NIKI: And so this concludes our Parisian adventure. We may not have experienced love, or romance, or any other such things, but we do have--

DINDI: SHAVED ARMPITS.
NIKI: Ah--
JESHA: FANTASTIC RECEPTION.
NIKI: Bu--
ASHE: *pumps fist in the air* MIGHTY INCESTUOUS!

NIKI: Seriously?
JESHA: ... Except maybe that last part.

...

NIKI: Mkay. Fair enough.

_END_

DINDI
: What exactly did we get from this?


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